[CONTEST] Corporation Description

[CONTEST] Corporation Description

REWARD: 100 MILLION ISK!

TIME PERIOD: 1 Week

DETAILS:

Our Corporation description is a bit outdated (to say the least). We are looking for a description that shows the following:

General Corp Information
Tell a little about us (PVP, INDUSTRY, SOV HOLDING, etc)

TIPS:

Be creative, using correct punctuation and grammar (sorry Ryan, you cannot participate due to this) and even metaphors will be helpful.

After a period of 1 week- Ryan/ Directors/ Leadership/ Corp will select the best fit- and 100 Million Iskies (possibly in exotic dancers) will be rewarded.

REFERENCES:

http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1085816
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/corp/Imperial_Syndicate_Forces

Dw brah, i'll take of care this as Minister of Propaganda

The Imperial Syndicate Forces


Chief Executive Officer: Emperor Ryan
Co - Chief Executive Officer: Nesao Withall

Recruitment Officers:
Zarofdium
Braondra
Fox T'Lar
JShepard
The Grindah
wyldkeel


We are, the most bloodthirsty, godless, hellbreaking, bunch of pissed off, reckless, sons of bitches to ever grace this universe. We're looking for more like-minded individuals, corp application and rules here.


Corporation mission statement:
We came, we saw, we kicked their asses, not even the mighty goonswarm could stand up to our onslaught, ...amongst other things. We will never see the end of war, for we will never die, we will never falter, we will never cease until the enemy is crushed, but where one falls, another will indeed take his place within our crosshairs. We saw the lightning and that was the guns and then we heard the thunder and that was the big guns; and then we heard the rain falling and that was the blood falling; and when we came to get in the crops, it was dead men that we reaped.


Member of [SYS-K] Systematic-Chaos


PVP:
The aim of military training is not just to prepare men for battle, but to make them long for it. We try and facilitate those who share our bloodlust for battle, for another comrade to fight alongside means another projectile or laser downwind and another person to laugh heartily at their pityful deaths. We offer pvp training, cost price ships, enquire within for more detailed information. Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.


PVE:
You reap what you sow, TISF has many fields to sow and to reap from, among the stars there is near-infinite oppotunity claims some, however, we do not believe this is so, only the weak and the unworthy are held back by thoughts of limits and maximums, there is no end to the amount of ore we can consume and repurpose to our needs, there is no pirate to be left unkillled, no faction spawn unlooted, no exotic dancer unsampled, no crash unsnorted.


Feel free to enquire to any of our recruitment officers or CEO's about anything in any case, GO FORTH AND DIE

Formed over two years ago, TISF currently consists of over 150 active and friendly players. Our player base covers every time zone and is highly experienced in many if not all aspects of eve. We do however also have much less experienced players who enjoy the support and education that the entire corp happily supplies.

We live as part of a major Sov holding alliance in 0.0. With two systems to the corp name including our own station.
SUBMITTED BY HALFARSE
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What do we do?
Everything. From mission running and complexes to full on hardcore 0.0 pvp, as well as much more casual, small pvp roams.
We also have a very active industrial division who enjoy safe easy access to ABC ore, research facilities, orca supported mining and a healthy market.

What are we Looking for?
Preferably 25million skillpoints although that isn't set in stone. Above all we value a laid back and friendly attitude and a desire to get involved with the corp and join in the fun.
We are looking for people in all specializations and we are always happy to get more industrialists however pvper's are top of our want list at the moment. We have a NBSI policy and there are daily fleets and hostiles near by to shoot, as well as fairly regular major alliance ops where things get epic!


If you feel you are interested in us or have any questions about us can Join Channel 'United Brains' Or contact:

Ceo: Emperor Ryan
Co-ceo: Nesao Withall
Director: Minoku
Recruitment Officers: Fox T’lar, Zarofdium, Jshepard, Braondra

Imperial Syndicate Forces
PVP dedicated members of Systematic Chaos

Ceo: Emperor Ryan Eu time zone
Co Ceo: Nesao Withall Eu time zone

recruitment officers

Braondra Eu time zone
JShepard Auzi time zone
Zarofdium US time zone
wyldkeel Us time zone
The Grindah US time zone
Fox T'Lar US time zone
Contact any of the above leadership positions for information, any question that you may have will be answered as soon as possible or join us at our public channel United Brains

Current Need to know information

Corporation is part of a Alliance holding 0.0 sov with two systems under our name, allot of fun pvp to be had including anything from bloodthirsty small roams and large Cta's to corporation mining operations and construction.

kill board link: http://imperialsyndicateforces.eve-kill.net/?a=home

Recruitment info
Recruitment forum link: https://tisf.forumotion.com/application-f4/tisf-application-t141.htm

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having the systems you own in the description is just a bad idea imo

So far the entrys look good, if anyone wants to contribute now's the time to do it!

The Imperial Syndicate Forces are a family of players from all corners of the globe and all backgrounds, we are Fighters, Industrialists and Guru’s of the New Eden universe. The population of TISF consists of a large mix of players, from newer players to those with several years of expeirience in various aspects of the game. We as a community are willing to assit members as they strive to advance. As for space, we have an allocated area for our members to exploit with an outpost, and acess to manufacturing facilities, the resourses offered to members are ample mining and NPC’ing opportunities. As far as PVP goes we have regular alliance operations both offensive and defensive and often roam in small gangs to remind our enemys far away that they are never out of our reach.

Our requirements are 25m SP for combat Charcters & 15m SP for industrial Chars, a sense of humor and a mature attitude towards other gamers as well as some common sense.

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The winner of the contest is: Ablivian

Our runners up are: JShepard, and Halfarse

We will use the best portions of all submissions to help make the best corp description possible.

Thanks for participating!